| He: |
"Since
I met you, I can't eat, I can't sleep, and I can't drink." |
| She: |
(coyly)
"Why not?" |
| He: |
"I'm
broke."
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DIG
|
 |
I
shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I know not
where.
I lose more darn arrows that way.. |
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Daffynitions
Better:
What every girl should
know.
Minor Operation: One performed on
someone else.
Marriage: An attempt to change a
night owl into a homing
pigeon.
Bachelor: A fellow who is crazy to
get married-- and know
it.
Collision: When two motorists go
after the same pedestrian.
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Weisbaden
Shopping Guide
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| Joe: |
"Say,
Mac, do you know a man with one leg named Wilson?" |
| Mac: |
"I
don't know. What's his other leg named?" |
|
| Mel
B.: |
"Why
are you carrying that heavy rock around?" |
| Jan
G.: |
"'Cause
it feels so good whenIput it down." |
|
| Assembly:
Place where you numb one end to benefit the other. |
|
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Baby
Ear of Corn: "Mommy where did I come from?"
Mother Ear of Corn: "Darling, the stalk brought
you." |
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DIG
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| "Of
course, you're the first girl I've ever kissed,"
said the sailor as he shifted gears with his foot. |
|
DIG
|
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| One
way to fight juvenile delinquency would be to get the
kids interested in bowling. Tha would get them off the
streets and into the alleys. |
|
If
your girl seems cold--
don't leave her.
Chills are always followed--
by FEVER. |
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DIG
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