Barber:
"Hair cut? How will you have it?"
Customer: "Both short."
Barber: "You mean hair and beard?"
Customer: "No, hair and conversation."
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Mailmen will tell
you that
A man's worse enemies are
"DOGS"
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There is no danger
of developing eyestrain from looking on
the bright side of things.
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Junk is something
you keep for ten years and then throw
away two weeks before you need it.
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Money may not be
able to buy friends but it will get you
a better class of enemies.
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If you want to
live to be 90, don't look for it on the
speedometer.
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It used to be the
layer cake that broke down when company
came; now it's the television set.
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Guest: "This
party is very dull. I think I'll leave".
Host: "Yes, do - that'll help some".
1st 8th Grader:
"I've been experimenting with electricity."
2nd 8th Grader: "With what results?"
1st 8th Grader: "I get shocking results." |
