| To
kiss a miss is awfully simple, but to miss
a kiss is simply awful!!! |
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| Overheard:
Big toe to little toe, "There's a heel
following us." |
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John
J.: "Beaner, call me a taxi."
Beaner H.: "O.K., you're a taxi." |
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Jan
G.: "What's a stag?"
Marte A.: "He is a dear with no dough." |
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Bob
Fox: "What do you think would go good
with purple and green socks?"
Marshall Johns: "Hip Boots." |
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Bob
Clerk: "But I don't think I deserve
an absolute zero."
Mrs. James: "Neither do I, but it's
the lowest mark that I am allowed to give." |
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Barbara
E.: "The Lord made us beautiful and
dumb."
Bill V.: "How's that?"
Barbara E.: "Beautiful so the men would
love us--and dumb so we could love them." |
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Billy
B.: "It was really a toss-up this morning
whether I played golf or went to church."
Mel B.: "Really?"
Billy B.: "Yeah, and I had to toss-up
fifteen times before I got golf." |
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Officer:
"You were doing seventy miles per hour?"
Sally B.: "Isn't that marvelous! I
just learned how to drive yesterday!" |
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Julius
M.: "Hello, is this June?"
Operator: "No this is December." |
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Linda
R.: (arriving late at the basketball game)
"What's the score?"
Jacque C.: "Nothing to nothing."
Linda R.: "Oh, good! Then we haven't
missed a thing!" |
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| While
the art class was setting up a Christmas
scene on the school lawn, one of the boys
asked uncertainly, "Where shall I put
the three wise guys?" |
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Did
you know that Lake Eola was stolen??
They're looking for a little boy with a
big sponge. |
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Scoutmaster
to new Scout: "What do you do for bleeding
on the head?"
New Scout: "Apply tourniquet around
the neck." |
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Mrs.
Ramsdell: "Where was the Declaration
of Independence signed?"
Jimmy P.: "At the bottom, I guess." |
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Mike
M.: Hello, little girl! Want a ride?"
Soph: "No thanks! I'm walking back
from one now." |
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HAPPY
NEW YEAR!!! |
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