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MARRIAGE
RATES AS MOST UNUSUAL EXPERIENCE FOR ONE-TIME PLAYBOY GORDON
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interviewed, Mr. Gordon explained that his most unusual experience was
getting married. Listed also under this heading was another unusual experience
which must have been somewhat embarrassing for our former man-about-town.
We understand that Coach was invited to a girl's slumber party!!! Although
there must have been a slight mistake, knowing Coach as we do, we're sure
he had a good time. Didn't you, Mr. Gordon????? |
| Hey,
Kids, have you ever wondered how much gas you have when the gauge is resting
on empty? Well, unless you're as lucky as Mrs. Kleinknight, you don't
have any at all. We hear that Mrs. Kleinknight drove from San Francisco
to 4 miles from the Ohio State line in 3-1/2 days. Hotrod Kleinknight
would have never made it had it not been for her keen knowledge of mathematics;
since her gas gauge was broken for the entire trip. |
| Mrs.
Ramsdell explains that one of her most embarrassing incidents in when
Winter Park High School students are given glowing recommendations as
being top-flight scholars and, after going forth to college, make their
major, social life and pass with flying colors. (Mrs. Ramsdell, you don't
really mean this, now do you??????) |
| If
any of y'all can remember back to our childhood days, I imagine that you
can recall times when you wanted a little pony. Well, Mrs. Gimon tells
us that she had one when she lived on a ranch in Texas. One day she begged
her father to let her go fence riding with one of the cowboys. They were
chasing a bull when all of a sudden it let out a snort and scared her
pony. The pony threw her, and she landed in a nice comfortable place just
filled with cacti. After her soft landing, she climbed a mesquite tree.
Like most kids, Mrs. Gimon just couldn't keep still, even after being
thrown from her pony, and being kicked in the stomach. So to amuse herself
until someone came to get her down, she sat in the tree and whistled.
What were you whistling, Mrs. Gimon?????? |
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Cats and Kittens be good and we'll see you next issue. |
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