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| QUESTION
- "Would you rather be a boy or a girl?" |
CHAD
PRICE: "I would rather be a boy because
as a boy I think I'll have a better chance
of getting UP in the world. More men to
DOWN in history."
PATTI SLAYDEN: "I think I'd rather
be a boy because when there is a dance a
girl doesn't know whether she will be asked
or stuck with buying a ticket for herself.
LANCE HOWDEN: "I want to be a boy because
I hate crinolines."
PAULA BANZHAF: "Id rather be a girl
because I don't know what it is like being
a boy so I'll stick with what I've got."
MISS PATTERSON: "I'd rather be a man
because it would make some things a lot
simpler."
JUDY GARREN: "I'd rather be a girl
than a boy because then I won't have to
go in the Army. And I'd rather wear long
hair than a flat top."
PAM ANDERSON: "I'd rather be a girl
because boys mess around with insects and
things like that." |
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| QUESTION
- "What do you think of sack dresses?" |
MARCIA
GRUBER: "I like them. They are comfortable
and informal. They are easy to make. My only
complaint is the boys all snicker at them
and ask if you forgot to take off your night
gown."
BONNIE FULLER: "It makes me feel good
just to think about them - they're so comfortable.
But the boys despise them."
BILL SHARP: "I don't care much for this
feed bag style. But since I don't have to
wear them I can take 'em or leave 'em."
LAIRD GANN: "I think they are an over-rated
illusion which will last only as long as the
male population can stand them - which, believe
me, isn't long."
PATTI BIALLAS: "For certain people they're
okay - but you have to have the right figure."
MRS. BEASLEY: "I think they are attractive
on some people."
| MRS.
CRAIG: |
"I
hate the sack
I hate the sack
They look so straight and skinny
On the rack
They look so awfully lumpy
on my back
I hate the sack." |
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| VOL.
XXXV NO. 75 |
April
1, 1958 |
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| Member
of M.D. MAGAZINES INCARCERATED, KIDDY
KUT-UPS, IDIOTS INTERNATIONAL and XCALLING
ALL STUMBLE BUMS. |
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| EDITOR...The
Mad Hatter |
PAGE
FIVE...I.B. Nutz |
| PAGE
ONE...Horace Greeley |
PAGE
SIX...Marilyn Monroe |
| PAGE
TWO...Marshall Dillon |
ART:
Picasso, Dali, Petty |
PAGE
THREE...Zorro
PAGE FOUR...Dennis The Manace
TYPIST...Archie, the cockroach. |
CONTRIBUTOR:
All members of the Mickey Mouse Club.
(Names have been changed to protect
the innocent.) |
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SPONSOR:
Just anyone from Chatahoochie. |
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ME
GO
TO CLINIC.
MRS. SORY
SHE CYNIC.
NO REST
IN BED
BACK TO CLASS
INSTEAD.
TAKE TEST
REAL QUICK.
NOW ME
TRULY SICK. |
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IT'S
SPRING.
BIRD SING,
MAKE DATE,
WITH MATE.
BILL'N COO
DAY THROUGH
THEN READY
GO STEAD.
WOULD NEST
WITH ZEST.
USE SPRING
ANYTHING.
EGGS LAID
AN' DISPLAYED
MAMA PROUD
PAPA LOUD
MAMA SET
PAPA FRET
SCARE CAT
CHASE BAT
CHICKS HATCH
NICE BATCH
GRAB WORM
HE SQUIRM
PAPA ATE
REGURGITATE
CHICKS GOBBLE
AND SQUABBLE
GREEDY BRAT
GROW FAT
TIMID CHICK
GET SICK
MAMA WORRY
PAPA SCURRY
MUST CONFESS
LIFE A MESS
NO FUN
RUN, RUN.
NOW THINK
SPRING STINK
PHOOEY LOVE
TURTLE DOVE
IT'S A TRAP
FOR A SAP
NEXT SPRING
NO SING! |
NEXT
SPRING
SAME OLE THING. |
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