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by
Donna Newberry
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Since
this is an April Fool issue, you would normally expect that I would
write an April Fool's column — for all you April Fools ...
of course! And being the biggest April fool the whole year round,
I did!!! It appears that I am not alone, however, as you can see
what I found ... Sheila Clarke: My most embarrassing moment was
when I was at the World's Fair in Brussels. I was trying to get
into the ladies' room to take a shower and not realizing that the
door was locked, I ripped the door off in my anxiety!!
Ronnie Peacock: The funniest thing that happened to me was the day
when I said "Yes, Ma'am," to MR. ORR!!!
Marthabell Husmann: I was so embarrassed the day I accidentally
walked into a men's room in Germany!
Ed Fishback: In chemistry last year Dr. Bender asked me what the
formula for hydrogen sulfide was. I replied SH. After things quieted
down, and when I had apologized, I blurted out HS, another misdemeanor.
( — P.S. To us peons who haven't had chemistry, the correct
answer, so Ed informed me, is H2S)
Well, you know the old saying — "Fools
rush in where angels fear to tread" ... Need I say more? |
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H
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BAND MUST GO TO STATE CONTEST!! We have the talent, the desire,
the SUPERIOR RATINGS, but also no MONEY! NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL
STUDENTS TO COME TO THE AID OF YOUR BAND WITH SOME GOOD MONEY -
RAISING IDEAS - (OR MONEY) Put all suggestions in the Wi-Pa-Hi-Sc
Box in the cafeteria! |
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During
the month of April Fools, Urpgus takes a vacation ... fearing,
of course, that we will find a bigger fool to take his place,
but after all, he really isn't needed this month! Out of curiosity
and a bit of nosey-ness, I asked several people a very vital question
which everyone should be thinking about ... IF YOU WERE GOING
TO THE MOON, WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU?
David Eckhardt: Knife, Mustard, and rye bread.
Mr. Williams: If I can't take it all with me, I'm not going!
Nancy Temple: My teddy bear, 6 cases of root beer, and my "Oklahoma"
script.
Carol Streep: 3 boys.
Mike Hickey: a hamburger, girl and Chemistry book (there's bound
to be a test when I get back).
Julie Baldwin: Tommy, my pillow, and contact lenses.
Richard Winslow: some candy, a cricket wicket, and Marilyn Monroe.
Mrs. Hill: Publications class! (I'd send them and stay here!)
Stu Smith: The Steak 'N Shake, W.P. Drive-In and the whole cast
from the Club 99.
Sue Sturges: My toothbrush and toothpaste so that I could keep
my Pepsodent smile, and Clorets to keep my breath kissing sweet
for anybody interesting whom I might meet.
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belief is youth is the happiest time of life is founded on a fallacy.
The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting
thoughts, and we grow happier as we grow older. |
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William Lyon Phelps
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