WI-PA-HI-SC dated Easter, 1959, was made available to us by Linda Schmidt Rhodes. Thanks for sharing!
 
     The Goon Bone Award is given, this issue, to Phil Daniels, who, as we understand it, really goofed. It seems that Phil was taking his dog, Hannibal, for a ride one day, and, as they passed another dog, Hannibal decided to join the other dog on the sidewalk.
     In a valiant effort to keep the dog in the car, Phil forgot that he was driving, lunged off the road, and promptly ran into a telephone pole!
     So for keeping in the grand ole tradition of pulling "Boners", Phil, you are presented with the Goon Bone Award.

Mr. Isreal — "Would you give ten cents to help the Old Ladie's Home?"
C. Roberson — "What! Are they out again?"

Bob C. — What were Tarzan's last words?"
Tom R. — "I don't know. What?"
Bob C. — "Who greased the grape vine?"

"Papa, there was a man here to see you today."
"Did he have a bill?"
"No, Papa, an ordinary nose like yours."

DAFYNISHIANS:
Crazy— where you go when you try to think up an original joke for the Wi-Pa-Hi-Sc.
Generally— the head of the Confederate Army.
Arrowhead— a real sharp guy.
Sundial— an old timer.
Arrest— thing to take when tired.


Aunty: "How do you like school?"
Bobby: "Closed, of course!"

Waitress: "We have practically everything on the menu."
Customer: "So I see. Now, would you bring me a clean one?"

Joe: "This match won't light."
Mark: "What's the matter with it?"
Joe: "I don't know, it worked all right a minute ago."

Phil: "Did you hear that I got two orders on my first day at the job?
Bill: "Fine, what were they?"
Phil: "Get out and stay out!"

Officer: "As soon as you came around that curve, I said to myself, 'Forty-five at least.'"
Woman driver: "Well, your 'way off. It's this hat that makes me look old."

CAN YOU IMAGINE???????
1. Jackie Gleason sitting in the audience of the Hi-Y talent show a few eeks ago?? Can you, Ford???
2. Carole Peterson with a Yankee accent???
3. The halls of W.P.H.S. with wall-to-wall carpeting (instead of wall-to-wall mud)???
4. Frank Ferguson four feet tall???
5. Mr. Wilson and Mr. Groover running a pool hall???
6. Jay Rodgers with a harem????
7. The sophomores not trying to use Senior provileges???
8. The swimming team having its firt meet in "our pool" between the gym and main building?
9. Coach Mosher with tooth-pick legs???
10. Mrs. Ramsdell being suspended for 3 days for skipping???
11. Mike Mosher being an intellectual instead of an athlete???
12. Khruschev teaching P.A.D.???
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