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THE KILT
OCTOBER 22, 1957

WHICH NINTH Grade girl was chained to her locker this past week? We hear her initials are J.T. and she had to break a very precious chain to escape.

WE LIKE THE WAY MR. WEIDLEY TEACHES. So do the girls in the classes who met the professional skier, John Holcum. Mr. Weidley brought the handsome skier in to explain to his math classes how the judges estimate distances in water ski jumps. Mr. Holcum is the type of visual aid more teachers should use.
ONE STUDENT GIVING A TERM SPEECH on the race problem was heard to bemoan the idea of irrigation.
NO, OUR NEW TEACHER, MISS MOSHER, is not kin to the coach. But Bob Mosher claims he is quite willing to adopt her.
MARY CASH OF 7-3 CAUSED QUITE A STIR in Mr. Jones' class. She started up to the teacher's desk. Mary got there, but her crinoline didn't.
A GROUP OF SEVENTH GRADERS HEADED for the wrong town the night we played Lakeview. Donna St. John, Judy Schmidt, Leslie Gail, Tommy Robinson and Charlene Phillips almost attended the Ocoee game, but discovered their mistake and made it to Winter Garden just in time for the kick-off.
SOME OF OUR BOYS ARE TRYING TO COPY the cheerleaders they so admire. Jay Gustafson really has the pep, even if his accent is slightly strange.
BILL DICK, BILL COLLIER AND JIM CALL came to the Cherokee game with the most peculiar headgear. Could it be these boys are trying to divert the attention from the players?
SOME OF OUR EIGHTH GRADE BOYS need to learn the tune of the Alma Mater. They stood at very respectful attention for Home, Home on the Range!
DID YOU NOTICE THE FINE SHOW OF spirit at the end of the Cherokee Game? It's easy to show spirit when you've won. When you've lost it takes more of the quality some people call "guts". Nice going Lion Fans!
WE HEAR THERE IS SOME TALK OF renaming Mr. Ansley's class 7-Zoo.
SONG   SENSE
ALL SHOOK UP - Report Card Day
FLYING SAUCER - in the cafeteria
MEAN WOMAN BLUES - a teacher giving a test
WAKE UP, LITTLE SUSIE - another school day
DON'T BE CRUEL - begging for no home work on game night
SINGING THE BLUES - to get the flu
JAIL HOUSE ROCK - when the teacher leaves the room
CHANCES ARE - I'll fail.
THE  GO  GEBTOR
A merchant addressing a debtor
Remarked in the course of his lebtor
He chose to suppose
A man knose what he ose
And the sooner he pays, the bebtor.
And now our short story is through
Though I can't assert that it's trough.
It's chiefly designed
To bring to the migned
What wonders our spelling can dough
   On the fence of a yard bordering a golf course - "I am a golfer, too, and I understand. But we are raising three young children behind this fence. Please try to avoid enriching their language."
   Teen-age boy to chum - "She and I like the same movies, the same food, the same records. Trouble is we don't like each other."
   Boys really understand girls. They just make believe they don't because it is cheaper that way.