WHICH
NINTH Grade girl was chained to her
locker this past week? We hear her initials
are J.T. and she had to break a very
precious chain to escape.
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WE
LIKE THE WAY MR. WEIDLEY TEACHES. So do
the girls in the classes who met the professional
skier, John Holcum. Mr. Weidley brought
the handsome skier in to explain to his
math classes how the judges estimate distances
in water ski jumps. Mr. Holcum is the type
of visual aid more teachers should use. |
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ONE
STUDENT GIVING A TERM SPEECH on the race
problem was heard to bemoan the idea of
irrigation. |
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NO,
OUR NEW TEACHER, MISS MOSHER, is not kin
to the coach. But Bob Mosher claims he is
quite willing to adopt her. |
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MARY
CASH OF 7-3 CAUSED QUITE A STIR in Mr. Jones'
class. She started up to the teacher's desk.
Mary got there, but her crinoline didn't. |
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A
GROUP OF SEVENTH GRADERS HEADED for the
wrong town the night we played Lakeview.
Donna St. John, Judy Schmidt, Leslie Gail,
Tommy Robinson and Charlene Phillips almost
attended the Ocoee game, but discovered
their mistake and made it to Winter Garden
just in time for the kick-off. |
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SOME
OF OUR BOYS ARE TRYING TO COPY the cheerleaders
they so admire. Jay Gustafson really has
the pep, even if his accent is slightly
strange. |
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BILL
DICK, BILL COLLIER AND JIM CALL came to
the Cherokee game with the most peculiar
headgear. Could it be these boys are trying
to divert the attention from the players? |
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SOME
OF OUR EIGHTH GRADE BOYS need to learn the
tune of the Alma Mater. They stood at very
respectful attention for Home, Home on the
Range! |
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DID
YOU NOTICE THE FINE SHOW OF spirit at the
end of the Cherokee Game? It's easy to show
spirit when you've won. When you've lost
it takes more of the quality some people
call "guts". Nice going Lion Fans! |
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WE
HEAR THERE IS SOME TALK OF renaming Mr.
Ansley's class 7-Zoo. |
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SONG
SENSE |
ALL
SHOOK UP - Report Card Day |
FLYING
SAUCER - in the cafeteria |
MEAN
WOMAN BLUES - a teacher giving a test |
WAKE
UP, LITTLE SUSIE - another school day |
DON'T
BE CRUEL - begging for no home work on
game night |
SINGING
THE BLUES - to get the flu |
JAIL
HOUSE ROCK - when the teacher leaves the
room |
CHANCES
ARE - I'll fail. |
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THE
GO GEBTOR |
A
merchant addressing a debtor |
Remarked
in the course of his lebtor |
He
chose to suppose |
A
man knose what he ose |
And
the sooner he pays, the bebtor. |
And
now our short story is through |
Though
I can't assert that it's trough. |
It's
chiefly designed |
To
bring to the migned |
What
wonders our spelling can dough |
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On
the fence of a yard bordering a golf course
- "I am a golfer, too, and I understand.
But we are raising three young children
behind this fence. Please try to avoid
enriching their language." |
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Teen-age
boy to chum - "She and I like the
same movies, the same food, the same records.
Trouble is we don't like each other." |
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Boys
really understand girls. They just make
believe they don't because it is cheaper
that way. |
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