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THE KILT
March 4, 1958

The Tartan Tattler

WHAT, EVERYONE IS ASKING, IS THE B.V.D. CLUB? The announcement about a meeting of same caused a flurry of excitement.

SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING MR. ANSLEY the svengali of education. You'd have to know the story to get the drift.
THOSE TWO NEW INTERNS IN PHYS. ED are creating quite a buzz among the young ladies in the school. One of the teachers think it is cozy to have one of them around, too.
HAVE YOU NOTICED THE SWINGING DOORS baring the way to Mr. Stockard's office? We understand they are hung in a way guaranteed to spank you on the way out.
THERE IS ANOTHER "HAM" in the Glenridge population. This ham, K4LEG, is a girl. Kathy Halburton, is her name, or "Peanuts". Her homeroom is 7-4.
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE A SOB STORY Mrs. Bridges read to The Plaid Club. Cathy Skinner was crying so hard you could hardly hear Mrs. Bridges.
WE HEAR THAT JAN CARROLL IS MISSING GYM so much these cod days that she is doing push-ups before some classes.
JULIUS MULLINS HAS QUITE A SYSTEM. He rides his bike to school, and then makes his brother Gene carry it home so Julius can stroll along with guess who?
MR. HAMMOND HAD HIS CLASSES IN TEARS this past week. It wasn't a sad story he told, merely the vibrations from a tuning fork. Maybe this is how Hollywood gets its heroines to weep.
    Joyce Gillingham, Noralee Reicherts and Dodie Rossell gave a party February 15 at the Rossell home. The main feature of the party was a scavenger hunt. Those seen hunting were: Sheila Clark, Linda Wentworth, Nancy Lundahl, Sari deHolczer, Connie Shoup, Sandy Wilson, Bonnie Boone, Mary Sheldon, Loni Abbotts, Stephanie Reed, Martha Grove, Juli Reams, Margaret Whittaker, Perky McKim and Carol Cubbedge.
 
Boomerangs Are Booming

    It's a bird! It's a plane! Whizzzzzzz! DUCK! It's a boomerang - or, at least, that's what the boys who make them say they are. Some of Mr. Roy's students are undertaking the Australian art of making boomerangs. There is some argument as to whether or not they really are boomerangs, because most of them travel in a mighty straight circle.
    The boys, having no testing ground, have found the physical education field quite adequate. Ask any girl with a flat top how she got it. She'll tell you she forgot to duck.
    Count it be the students are stocpiling these muscular weapons to defend our country. That's an idea - a boomerang with a nuclear warhead! They could call themselves - the Orangoutangs with the Boomerangs. Their slogan - "We boom, you ZOOM!"
    Unless you want to lose your heads, stay clear of the Sand Spur Testing Grounds.

Ronnie Peacock

Will Space Travel Help?

    Many people today are asking the question, "Is space flight going to help or hurt the world?" It is my opinion that the world will greatly benefit from our explorations into outer space.
    Scientists will gain invaluable information about conditions outside the gravitational pull of the Earth. They will also be able to collect data on conditions on other planets.
    It is imperative that the United States get men on the Moon before another, unfriendly power does. Otherwise life on our section of the Earth would be under constant observation from the Moon. Also, from that vantage point it would be possible to interfere with our defense measures.
    One of the tangible benefits of space exploration will be the discovery of new minerals. One tiny asteroid, which is a small planet in space, could contain one billion-dollars worth of iron. The possession of these natural resources will determine a country's power.
    From a space station it would be possible to detect the beginning of destructive storms, such as tornadoes and hurricanes. Also weather conditions could be studied on a larger scale.
    The age of space travel is upon us. In the near future you may be examining the craters of the moon. Yours may be the hand to pull the lever launching a missile. This will be a fascinating age in which to live - an age of discovery and progress.

Laird Gann

 
 
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