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Dear
Pam:
I baby-sit for
a real brat who really is a monster. I think
I should get paid extra because he is so hard
to take care of. How can I get this across to
his doting mother, who thinks him a perfect
angel? |
MONSTER-SITTER |
Dear
Monster-Sitter:
Refuse to accept
any jobs involving the monster. When his mother
calls, say "I'm sorry, but your child is
so difficult to handle I would rather not take
the job". If more sitters were absolutely
honest about the behavior of the kids they look
after, parents might do something about disciplining
the monsters. |
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Dear
Pam:
My girl friend
gave me a letter the other day saying she didn't
like me anymore because I was too dull.
My friends all
say that this is not true and that I am not
dull at all. How can I make this girl realize
that she is wrong about me? |
JILTED
JOE |
Dear
Jilted Joe:
Forget her. She
obviously wants to play the field, which is
quite normal. She is also inconsiderate and
poor mannered. You'd do much better to convince
some other girl what a charming and interesting
fellow you are.
Incidentally,
are you? Check your personality traits. There
might be a grain of truth in what the girl said. |
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Dear
Pam:
I like a certain
boy very much but he doesn't know I exist. All
the other girls flirt around him, and he notices
them. Should I join the gang to get his attention.
Or should I let fate take its course and keep
on hoping? |
ON
THE FRINGE |
Dear
On the Fringe:
Unless you want
to be a member of a harem, don't join one. Mr.
Big looks like he has all the attention he deserves.
How about being
adventurous and discovering someone the giddy
gang has overlooked? |
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| Daffinitions |
| ANTARCTIC |
An
eskimo's aunt |
| HIGHMINDED |
anyone
who's head comes to a point |
| BEDROCK |
a
rock you find in your bed |
| DELAPIDATE |
the
act of removing your girl from your lap
when you hear her father coming |
| EXTINCT |
deodorized |
| GALLERY |
the
annex of a girls' boarding school |
| SNOME |
opposite
of yes'm |
| GUMDROP |
a
place to park your wad. |
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| THIS
IS NOTHING,
JUST SKIP IT |
Why
did you read this?
You must be crazy!
But - oh - the title -
Perhaps it is hazy. |
It
says to pass on
And read something new.
You'd better leave now
Here's nothing for you! |
Still
hanging around?
You must have flipped.
but much more than that -
I know you've been gypped! |
Pam
Anderson |
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| Here's
Benson's Band! |
A
newcomer barging into Mr. Benson's class might
easily have mistaken it for band practice.
Home made instruments strewn all over the
place - making it look for all the world like
the "Wandering Minstrel's" coffee
break.
After studying
the unit on sound, the ninth grade classes
were instructed to make a musical instrument.
Instruments were graded on craftsmanship,
originality, and the quality of musical tones
produced.
A majority of
students based their creations on the cigar
box, producing banjos and fiddles. Others
made primitive drums. |
Stuart
Smith |
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