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THE KILT
September 10, 1957
GLENRIDGE ADOPTS ACTIVITY PROGRAM
GIRLS


   Beginning this week, an extra period will be added to the daily schedule on Wednesdays...The Activity period.

   This time has been set aside each week so that all Glenridge students will have the opportunity to enjoy extra curricular activities during the school day. Those students who do not plan to attend club meetings, will remain with their third period teacher for a study hall.

SAFETY PATROL

   This week Mr. Row will be appointing our Safety Patrol from specially selected boys in the eighth and ninth grades.

   Glenridge's Safety Patrol has a fine history of efficiency and consideration. During our Evacuation Drill last year they received special commendations from the police and Civil Defense authorities for the orderly and courteous manner in which they conducted this maneuver.

   These boys deserve your respect and cooperation. They are appointed for the most important duty of maintaining safe conduct in and around the campus.

SCULPTURE EXHIBIT

   Miss Patterson, Glenridge's art teacher, invites all students and faculty to view the exhibit of soap sculpture being shown in Room 28 on September 9 through 12.

   This exhibit will be open before school and during the first lunch shift.


Have you ever wondered about creatures called girl?
Who sit in classrooms combing their curls.
They smear red stuff all over their lips,
and block the halls with their swinging hips.
A guy takes a test, knowing he's dumb-
They sabotage thoughts by smacking on gum
They flit and flirt and preem with glee
Gee, I wish they were primping for me!

David Compton

FRANK: Want to hear a couple of dillies?
DEWEY: Sure!
FRANK: Dilly! Dilly!

JO ANN: What happens to little girls who eat bullets?
LINDA: Their hair grows out in bangs.

MR. J.: Bobby, can you tell me where the Red Sea is?
BOB: Yes, it's on the third line on my report card.

   The British have developed a new jet plane they claim will go over 3,000 M.P.H. Only trouble is at this speed the plane would melt.

Jim Bond

A NEW POINT OF VIEW

   Glenridge, like all schools, has its bad points and good points.

   Because of the school's modern design all of the classrooms are bright and well lighted. It is quite easy to travel from class to class because there are no stairs to climb.

   The well organized cafeteria proved itself quite efficient during the first day's rush. There was a good selection of food and ample time in which to eat it.

   The well balanced schedules offer a good selection of subjects and everyone seemed happy with his schedule.

   The only fault noticeable at this time is the lack of bicycle parking facilities.

Stuart Smith